QUIZ!

• Your name? Katharine
  Where you work right now? Everyday I'm puzzlin'.
  When did you first meet Theo? When she came crashing into the tl office, my life and our previously sad hearts.
  When did you last see Theo in person? When she told me I would regret eating 5 fried sweet buns. I did not regret it, it was an amazing life choice.
  When will you be seeing Theo next? When I bid her farewell. She will leave on a train and I'll be left on the platform waving my hankerchief at her as she disappears into the distance...
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? Breathing.... .... ...
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? Salty, salty, salty, salty, salty, TOMATO! TOMATO!
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? Cat cardigan, cat dress, anything with cats. Also, she has really cool boots.
  How many fingers does Theo have? Enough to type with.
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? That she secretly LOVES cheese puns!
  Name something orange that Theo owns? She owns a sexy orangey-red wig!
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? ELECTRIC LIME!
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? Fried buns in sweet sweet condensed milk.
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? The Crimson Creeper
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read?
  
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? My Adventures with Space and Time.
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? Another corgi, named Time.
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? When she tied my wrist to Colette's wrist and laughed at us.
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving?
  
  What is the best thing about Theo? There's only one of her.
  


• Your name? Colette E Smith
  Where you work right now? Pacific Magazines – puzzle department
  When did you first meet Theo? A few years ago. I can't remember the very first time we met, but I remember bonding over BORK
  When did you last see Theo in person? On Monday with hot buns that we shared like sensible people :)
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Friday for lunch! Wheee!
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? Oh there's sooooo many things! But passing by my desk without me knowing and blowing my hair or lightly touching it to see how long it took for me to notice.
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? Hmm there's too many, I can't think of any specific ones though
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? Her almost knee-high boots! And her Vans collection!
  How many fingers does Theo have? 8, I assume, and 2 thumbs
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? She's awesome… wait, no everyone knows that. Ummm… not sure
  Name something orange that Theo owns? Me! (kidding, I'm not orange ;) )
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? Bright yellow because she always brings sunshine when it's most needed!
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? Thrice cooked fries with truffle oil and parmesan – comforting, a little fancy when need be, and totally cheesy :P
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? I forgot what your superhero name was in THWART, but that!
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? I doubt there's anything I've read that she hasn't!
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? How to be Creepy: A Step-by-Step Guide
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? A flying giraffeosaurus
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Oh there are so many! Our random dance breaks! The time she tied me and Katharine together by the wrist! The laughs! The jokes! The funtimes! The lunchtimes! The sexual harassment!
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? I'M beside myself with sadness, but am really happy that she's found something bigger and better and somewhere that will appreciate her many MANY talents!
  What is the best thing about Theo? She can be a kind understanding listener, a bubbly ray of sunshine, a random shot of joy, a jokester, a friend, and the most kind-hearted generous person I know.
  


• Your name? Rachel
  Where you work right now? That’s Life
  When did you first meet Theo? That’s Life office, after she go back from Japan.
  When did you last see Theo in person? As she was collecting her stuff before she made her Great Escape!
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Tomorrow’s farewell
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? “I won it in this competition that I can’t remember the name of”
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? Competition Winner Extraordinaire, the truth behind Theo’s success!
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Theo and I singing Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield as loud as we could as we walked through Sette
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? Pretty sad, but I’m sure it’s not goodbye, just a ‘see you soon’!
  What is the best thing about Theo? Good sportsmanship! Not a single complaint after we glad wrapped her entire desk!
  


• Your name? Aleks
  Where you work right now? pac mags
  When did you first meet Theo? Back in the 70’s
  When did you last see Theo in person? In a dream
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Friday
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? Brought an animal to work
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? I hate jarule
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? Her boots
  How many fingers does Theo have? ?
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? She has a crush on manu
  Name something orange that Theo owns? A kinky wig
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? purple
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? One of those Japanese manga cartoon foods
  
  
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? Uncle Theo
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? The twilight series (just joking)
  The wind up bird chronicle by marukami
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? “The life and times of having a famous dog”, or “How to live the easy life, off the hard work of your dog”
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? Another corgi!
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Theo telling us all funny that’s life and take 5 headlines, having meaningful chats about MKR
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? extremely
  What is the best thing about Theo? That she is cool, and super fun to talk to
  


• Your name? Dan
  Where you work right now? Next to Colette
  When did you first meet Theo? When I started working in puzzles
  When did you last see Theo in person? Ummm in a lift last week
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Hopefully tomorrow :D
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? Told me that she Facebook stalked me even before I knew who she was
  How many fingers does Theo have? The normal amount I assume
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? Why her cat is called Goblin :)
  Name something orange that Theo owns? An orange?
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? Totally orange
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? Taco!
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? Theonator
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? Well she's already read my favourite series of all time – Witches of Eileanan series by Kate Forsyth
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? A goat…goats rule!
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? Well I didn't know Theo for long, but she was always so bright, happy and friendly. Made me feel very welcome! So very sad that I didn't get to know her for longer :(
  What is the best thing about Theo? Her humour and friendly disposition…and her corgi!
  


• Your name? Jenny
  Where you work right now? Pac Mags
  When did you first meet Theo? When she popped up to say hi
  When did you last see Theo in person? On a Friday afternoon.
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Lunch time :9
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? I won another competition.
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? Cat cardigan
  How many fingers does Theo have? 8
  Name something orange that Theo owns? Shoes
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? Rainbow
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? Cup noodles! Everyone loves cup noodles
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? Super Ted!
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? Pokemon X and Pokemon Y Official Strategy Guide
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? Winning!
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? Shetland pony
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Her funny stories
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? Epic sadness L
  What is the best thing about Theo? Space… and she is an awesome person!


• Your name? Emma
  Where you work right now? that's life!
  When did you first meet Theo? When she started working here, I suppose. But we became friends when she ate my lunch one day. I knew then we had something special.
  When did you last see Theo in person? Last night, when I closed my curtains before bed. I spotted her sitting in the tree across from my room with her binoculars. I waved.
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Tonight, when I close my curtains before bed. I don't think she's even trying to hide anymore.
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? See above. Also all the stroking. And the one time she crept up behind me and I didn't know she was there and she basically gave me a heart attack. That was a beautiful moment in our friendship.
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? Something about liking dead babies. I forget.
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? That top that is long on the front and short at the back. Or possibly the other way around? Weirdest shit ever. She'll know the one I mean.
  How many fingers does Theo have? Like, on her hands? Eight, and two thumbs. Yes. She's totally normal. Ha. Hahaha. Ha.
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? About the fingers that are not on her hands.
  Name something orange that Theo owns? A sexy orange.
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? Rainbow. Like, imagine someone vomiting the colours of the rainbow. That's Theo right there.
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? In terms of my love for her, fried buns with condensed milk. I love her so much it literally makes me sick.
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? The Corgi Crusader.
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? Anything by Sylvia Day. Aww yis.
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? Don't Tell HR.
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? A dinosaur.
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Anything to do with our matching mood flippies. Nug-roulette baby! Making it rain!
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? On a scale from one to ten? We're turning the sadness up to eleven.
  What is the best thing about Theo? Everything.
  


• Your name? Katrina
  Where you work right now? Puzzles!
  When did you first meet Theo? She wanted to borrow my stapler at work ;)
  When did you last see Theo in person? Monday at Chef's Gallery. She was eating way too many hot sweet buns with condensed milk. I tried to stop her but hey, it's her life
  When will you be seeing Theo next? Tonight ;) (check your closet…)
  What is the creepiest thing Theo has done? Had dreams about me ;)
  What’s your favourite Theo quote? (heavy breathing)
  What is your favourite item of Theo’s clothing? The one with the cats with laser beam eyes!
  How many fingers does Theo have? Enough ;)
  What’s something you know about Theo that you don’t think anyone else knows? Not for public display ;)
  Name something red that Theo owns? Her fridge!
  If Theo was a colour what colour would she be? Red! A passionate hungry red!
  If Theo was a food what food would she be? Delicious
  What would Theo’s superhero name be? Don't know, but I would be her super sidekick
  What book would you recommend for Theo to read? Anne of Green Gables (again!)
  What would be the title of Theo’s biography? The life of a creeper
  If Theo was getting another pet, what should it be? A human baby
  What is your favourite memory of Theo? Too many :( being there when she tried on wedding dresses, watching our plant grow together, getting excited to see T-Swift! But most of all… when Theo left a singing voicemail on my phone – she just called to say loved me!
  How sad are you that Theo is leaving? I could bury my feelings in the bottom of the ocean and still feel them :(
  What is the best thing about Theo? EVERYTHING. But really.. She's super kind, super funny, her laugh is so happy and she's mega creepy.